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Anonymous said: Dolan, me and my girlfriend have discovered a new kink. It's called Dolan-play. Basically, we have really hot sex and that might last for hours, get all hot and steamy, and then, just as she's coming, I yell "ACUALLY AM DOLAN!" and watch as she cries.

if she dosnet say “pls gooby pls” in btween her sobs, it is time to braek up or become asexual

the-dubstep-kiwi said: Dolan pls. Y U NO PSOT THONGS?

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Anonymous said: DOLAN MY NIGGA HOW COME YOU SO MOTHER FUCKIN' SEXY?

neega u got 2 b kawaii

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Anonymous said: Dolan, I just queefed and I started to bleed, at first I thought nothing of it, but then I realized there were noises coming from inside. I stuck a clothes hanger up there and pulled out a fetus. I didn't know I was pregnant, I'm a virgin Dolan, what happened? D:

taht was baybe jeesus

u killed him

if u eat the feetus u wil bcome immortul

Anonymous said: NONONONO DON'T YOU DARE RUIN TINTIN FOR ME YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD. TINTIN IS OFF LIMITS!

tu late

Anonymous said: how olds r you in rll lyfe?????????????}];;q? rigards

preenaytal

negtive months

Anonymous said: Dolan my girlfriend wants to kill herself. What do I do?

luk fr counseling nd dont ask a faking blog

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Anonymous said: Uncle Dolan the welcome mat is out in front of my butt hole

bee warnd

i alwuys nock

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sans-arme-ni-haine-ni-violence said: unlce dolan ur so neice let s be freinds uncle

im not ur neice

im ur uncle

fak u

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vegabutt said: Dolan, I hate almost everyone at my school. What should I do?

ur skool is not real

Anonymous said: Dolan who am I?

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easybakehandjobs said: dolan, how bigg iz ur peenis?

so big i put it threw my sleeve and peepul thinkit is my arm

i hav only 1 arm

Anonymous said: dolan can you help me pls. I have a boyfriend but I don't think that I feel the same way about him but I can't break up with him at least for a long time (bcause things are complicated) and I feel like a liar and a terrible person what do I do???

braek up with him

he wil be sphincterhurt and go onn teh internet and say “i hate gettign freindzoned bai the bitches” and “al women r whoores”

that is y boys suk

but you dont helphim by stayign

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Anonymous said: Dolan, pls halp. I dont know if I'm a human or robot. Sometimes I really think I'm a robot and my brain is just a microchip, but I don't know how to prove it. None of my friends believe me. What should I do?

ur a robot

yur friends know but theyare tryign too hide it frum you

you m ust kill them

Anonymous said: Dolan, I spend a lot of time crying over an actor and don't give real life guys a chance - because they seem so boring and not good-looking. I know, looks don't really matter and it's highly impossible I'll ever even meet that actor, but I just can't help it. How can I get over that charming handsome bastard?

ur poisoned with waht rich peepul from las anjelus sell 2 u

sry

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